Aficionado (noun)

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Definition

  1. A person who likes, knows about, and appreciates a usually fervently pursued interest or activity: devotee.

(Ref: Merriam-Webster Online, Word of the Day, 4 August 2020)

Use it in a sentence

It was only their fourth date, so Jess and Tom were still on their very best behaviour, both very polite and careful. They were certainly comfortable with each other, but they hadn’t even begun to test the limits. When Tom had asked Jess if she was into jazz, she answered yes immediately, thinking about John Coltrane, Ella Fitzgerald and all those other classics born last century. Tom claimed to be a jazz aficionado and had become rather animated about his favourite club, The Black and Ivory Keys.

Now they made their way from the dark of night to the dark of the club and immediately Jess was taken aback by the silence of the audience. It was jam packed, with people standing at the bar, in the corners, wedged around tiny round tables, all enraptured by the trio playing on stage. The audience were so close to the musicians that a man in front flinched each time the double bass player launched into a spirited bit of playing.

Tom’s face lit up as he took her hand and led her toward the bar. ‘Oh wow! I didn’t realise these guys were playing tonight. Damn this is going to be good. Experimental jazz,’ he said, grinning.

Jess narrowed her eyes suspiciously. Experimental, she thought to herself, I don’t think I’m going to hear any Miles Davis here tonight.

They both slipped quietly into bar stools just vacated, and settled in with their gin and tonics.

It was only then that Jess was able to get her bearings and focus on the music. Her face was soon a kaleidoscope of expressions which included astonishment, dismay, confusion and, finally, pain. She quickly deduced that experimental jazz had no melody, no tune, no lyrics, or indeed any discernible rhythm or beat.

The trumpet player used his whole body to do play – his head thrown back, then pitched forward, rising up on his toes then rocking backwards, all whilst blowing into the mouthpiece. But the only sound that came out were odd squirts and burps.

The guitarist plucked at his strings almost viciously, resentfully, as though daring it to make a tune.

But Jess was transfixed by the percussionist. His face was agony and ecstasy at once. He hit, flicked, tapped everything with his drumsticks, dropping them now and then and swatting at things with his hand instead. At one point, he picked up his snare drum, cradled it in his arms, and blew on the side of it, much like a father might blow on his baby’s bare tummy. It made the same sort of noise.

Twenty minutes later ‘Song 1’ finally finished. But they launched immediately into ‘Song 2’ so that Jess could not even catch her breath.

She soon had a crick in her neck from cocking her head sideways in consternation. She looked at Tom who was mesmerised and smiling vaguely, happily.

He caught her eye. ‘What do you think?’

Jess felt unreasonably angry. Watching the trio was like watching two silly and naïve teenagers smooching in a car. There was a lot of thrashing about and the windows steamed up, but they didn’t know what to do with their passion and in the end they would go home unsatisfied and wondering what happened exactly.

She frowned at him and whispered in his ear. ‘This is the most self-indulgent, egotistical, narcissistic load of artistic shit I’ve ever heard. I’ve got a massive headache. I’m going home.’

Jess slipped as quietly as she could from her stool, shaking her head, and made quickly for the door.

It wasn’t going to work out with Tom.

Demure (adjective)

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Definition

  1. Reserved, modest
  2. affectedly modest, reserved, or serious: coy.

(Ref: Merriam-Webster Online, Word of the day, 5 August 2020)

Use it in a sentence

True, it was an odd word to use for a man, but he could only be described as demure. You might have said he was modest – a straightforward chin, hands comfortably clasped in front of him, an easy smile. Self-possessed, that might do as well.

But there was no way of getting around the fact that everything in the strip joint was sexualised. So the bouncer, in his slim fit suit and clean shaven face, could only be demure in the way of coy women. He never showed an ounce of flesh more than was required – a wrist here, a smooth neck there, when it was too hot for a tie and his boss told him to loosen up. He never touched the girls, but he protected them fiercely, like an older brother. He spoke quietly, placed a gentle hand on the girls’ elbows and air-kissed their cheeks in a very French way.  

So it was rather a shock when everyone learned about his depravities. No one asked him anything directly, but the word ran riot through the club and the girls raised their eyebrows and the patrons guffawed loudly. He came to learn of his partner’s indiscretions and while he was peeved, nothing came of it and he didn’t make any sort of fuss. Of course, he quietly dropped the partner, but nobody got hurt. It’s not as though anyone was fussed by his proclivities – goodness knows, it was difficult to be shocked by anything at the club – but it was just that demure demeanour of his that made everyone wonder what else he was capable of and what else he might be hiding.

Catastrophe (noun)

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Definition

1: a momentous tragic event ranging from extreme misfortune to utter overthrow or ruin

2: utter failure: fiasco

3a: a violent and sudden change in a feature of the earth

b: a violent usually destructive natural event (such as a supernova)

4: the final event of the dramatic action especially of a tragedy.

(Ref: Merriam-Webster Online, Word of the day, 30 July 2020)

Use it in a sentence

Valentina sat for a moment, catching her breath. The band continued to play and her guests still shuffled past her table, laughing at their own clumsy attempts to dance. All she could summon was a wan smile and barely audible sigh. She clutched the hand of her fiancé… her husband… and held it in her lap of tulle, lace and satin. But he was turned away from her, happily chatting with his best man and just didn’t seem to register what an unholy, unbelievably, unreasonably catastrophic day it had been so far. Top of Form

Yes, her flower girl was angelic, and the church choir made her guests weep. But her father had also stepped on her dress and left a dirty great footprint in the pristine satin and made her stumble. He had guffawed loudly to which her guests had tittered politely. But their entrance was a slapstick comedy, not the elegant scene she had imagined a thousand times since she was a girl.

During the ceremony, the priest kept calling her Valenteen, her flower girl wandered away bored, and the best man dropped the ring as he passed it to her fiancé… husband.

By 9am the temperature gauge had already hit 40 degrees, and Valentina had staggered under the weight of her dress. By the time they walked down the aisle and out of the church, it had turned into a rainy, tropical afternoon and a brisk wind had struck up like a terrible orchestra. The rose flower petals, whether they wished to be thrown or not, were whisked out of their baskets by that wind and stuck to everything, leaving their own gentle mark on her gown. She swallowed several petals and almost choked.

At the reception hall the air conditioning wasn’t working. She wiped swathes of the mascara off her cheeks in the bathroom, dabbed at the tears and redid her lipstick. She pulled strands of loose hair together and tucked them behind her ears, pulled the last of the petals out from her cleavage, and put on a brave face.

At the table, her fiancé… husband… turned from his best man to Valentina and squeezed her hand then gently kissed it. ‘Happy?’

She wiped beads of sweat from her temples and raised her eyebrows in response.

He laughed indulgently and grinned at her. ‘Well, I don’t think anything else can go wrong now, right?’

But out of the corner of her eye, Valentina registered that her wedding cake was on the move. She frowned and then gasped as she watched the top tier of the five-level cake lean, lean, lean … and suddenly topple forward, splat, on the ground in front of them. The second two levels quickly followed.

There was a shocked hush, and then a terrible howling sound. It was Valentina. She’d had enough.